• Don’t you hate it when a bird craps on the windshield of your car and it’s out of the windshield wiper range? I feel so helpless when that happens.

• It’s a huge disappointment when I open a bag of Cheetos and they’re all light orange, as if someone already licked the cheese dust off of it already.

• I love Oreo cookies, but I discriminate against the Mini Oreo Cookies because the cream to cookie ratio is completely off.

• If you absolutely want it to rain, wash your car.

• I laugh roll my eyes when I see that a co-worker sent out a non-crucial email to the entire office on the weekend or after hours.

• I still need to invest in the large over-size deejay headphones to wear at work so people know that I’m tuning them out. These little earbuds aren’t working to my advantage.

• I don’t know why, but when I skip my lunch break at work, the day seems to move right along. But if I take a lunch, or even a long lunch, the afternoon drags on.

• When people say that they’re “on a diet”, I cringe. Diets don’t last. Only lifestyle changes.

Just needed to get a few things off my chest. I have a shit ton more rants on driving, other cars, traffic, etc., but I’ll save that for another post.